ru-cp:

look @ my new shirt from goodwill

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 14110

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

oh

(Source: dicemastaflex)

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 99217

2007excalibur2007:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

WHY

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 84371

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 56132

officialnorthamerica:

accurate representation of my high school career

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

14 hours ago |  via |  source | 11063

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

15 hours ago |  via |  source | 80896

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

16 hours ago |  via |  source | 109143
Close some doors. Not because of pride, incapacity or arrogance, but simply because they no longer lead somewhere.

— Paulo Coehlo (via rosyblooms)

(Source: johnerick)

23 hours ago |  via |  source | 27897
Night is purer than day; it is better for thinking and loving and dreaming. At night everything is more intense, more true. The echo of words that have been spoken during the day takes on a new and deeper meaning.

— Elie Wiesel, Dawn   (via phanatic1981)

(Source: quotethat)

23 hours ago |  via |  source | 12153

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

23 hours ago |  via |  source | 76219

firewonk:

same

1 day ago |  via |  source | 58779

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional)

1 day ago |  via |  source | 151280

highwaystarmanny:

elizaruthlyn:

"I’m asking you to marry me. I love you, June. Now I know I said and done a lotta things, that  hurt you, but I promise, I’ll never do that again. I only want to take care of you. I will not leave you like that dutch boy with your finger in the dam."

- Johnny Cash 

best

1 day ago |  via |  source | 12058

hagakures-burger:

bennybones-cumbercheeks:

lordoftheinternet:

poptech:

And the highest paid public employee in your state is…

are you fucking kidding me

Do you ever just see America’s priorities and cry?

1 day ago |  via |  source | 54982